never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
REMEMBER YESTERDAY I TOLD AN ANON THAT I COULD SENSE THAT ANNA AND BRITTANY WERE HAVING SEX AND THEN SURPRISE SURPRISE THEYRE IN FUCKING VEGAS TOGETHER. IM PSYCHIC. FRICK.
Oh… “I don’t have any other talents” DUDE YOUR FREAKING PSYCHIC TOO??!
I GUESS IM JUST THE WHOLE PACKAGE